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Losing Weight

Many people out there reading this now are probably thinking "Why am I sitting here? I should be out getting some exercise!" A lot of people are also probably typing in "How to lose weight fast" on the search engine they use. Well, me and Chipotle would like to learn how people reading this lose weight. Alot of people out there, I'm sure, would like to learn too. So, send us an email at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com and write a paragraph (It doesn't have to be very long) telling us

• how you lost weight
• and how long it took you to lose the weight

And, to increase your chances of getting your diet on here, we narrow the diets sent in to the fastest ones, easiest ones, and the healthiest ones. I know, that sounds like the "perfect" diet, and their may not be one like that out there, but like I said, we narrow it to the best ones (does that make sense?).Just a reminder, we will disqualify you if you send in "Don't eat". The diet must not harm your body in any way.
So, we will pick the top three best diets, and post them on here Sat., Feb. 6th. But the deadline is Feb. 5th.

Please email us!
Chipotle and Jalapeno
 

New Year's Resolutions Results

We got a lot of emails about the New Years Resolutions list, and it was hard to pick the best ones(I say that in every contest, don't I?), but Chipotle and I narrowed it down to our favorites, so there is 4 of them shown.

 "Get a new car

Stop biting my nails

Think of others first

Go on an easy diet

Write in 2 this blog more often -I luv u guys!

Stop eating fast food as much

Get a Siamese cat

Alicia, age 17"

"Potty train my child.

Eat less Ice Cream.

Stay home with my child more often.

Start working out at my local gym.

Buy my husband a new golf cart for his birthday.

Impress my boss and get a raise.

Candy, age 24."

"Become a better grandmother for my 23 grandbabies

Work out every morning

Be a better person

Eat my Veggies

Read more books

Kit, Age 52"

"Get married to my BF

Be the first one in my family to go to college

Buy a house

Get over my fear of dogs and heights

Not pick at my nails

Bri, Age 21"

Thank you to all that participated! The winners, congratulations! I hope that everyone that sent in an email goes through with their revolutions. Again, Congrats!

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

Just a Reminder!

Just a (late!) reminder that the New Years Revolutions list is due 12 AM tomorrow, if you are sending us in your list!

With Love,
Chipotle and Jalapeno

Sculptures Again: See what we got!

Ok we asked you to send in some sculptures you guys made! Someone sent in something that is oh well you'll see:

Joe Age 10- Ohio

Please send  more pictures everyone!

Cute! Thanks Joe!

New Year's Resolutions

Hey guys! You know what New Year's Resolutions are, right? If not, they are things you wish to do differently in the future, or the upcoming New Year. For example, someone might want to lose weight, get a boyfriend/girlfriend, go to college, get a degree, etc. Well, here's my (Jalapeno) New Year's Resolutions:

• Go on diet in the summer
• Get my room painted a different color
• Get a Facebook
• Advertise this blog somewhere (Any ideas?)
• Meet my PenPal (In person)
•  Send out lots of cards

That was mine. Now, we want to hear yours. But, their is 2 rules:
Has to be 5-10 resolutions long
Appropriate
Send them in to chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com this Saturday through next Saturday (Jan. 16-23), and we will pick the best one.
With Love and Spice,
Chipotle and Jalapeno

Sulptures

Send your pix. of sculptures you made.

CAN NOT BE GROSS-BAD-OR WORSE THAN PG!!!

The Sun

The Sun

When it rains I think of you

The little drops come trickling down my window

I see the rain pouring down,

but when I look through the gloom

I see the sun

And I think of you

You were always there for me

You always came back after you left for the day

Even through the rain or craziness of life

I see you there peeking your head around the clouds

I smile and wave

Knowing you know that

I Love You

Barbie Doll

Ok, I don't know about you, but I think learning about the history of Barbie is extremely interesting. I mean, Barbie has changed a bunch since she first came out in 1959. Different body shape, different hair, different face. In fact, just last year we celebrated the 50th anniversary of Barbie.
Some people say that if Barbie were a real life charecter, her measurements would be: 34 inches for her hips, 18 inches for her waist and and 38 inches for her chest. Some also say she would be 120 pounds, and her height would be 5 ft 6 in! OH. MY. GOSH.
Statistics say that every second 2 Barbies are sold. Statistics also say that Barbie's type of body shape are likely to occur in one out of every 100,000 women!
Wow! I can't believe that. Well, I hope you found our post interesting today. If you have more Barbie information, please comment on this post.
With Love,
Chipotle and Jalapeno

The Wall Of Bleh!

Welcome back to another day of action packed drama(not really). OK I lied our blog is well, mild, I don't want it to be though...Remember it's called the SPICY blog for SPICY personalities. Why is it...mild though? Well it was in the beginning, but we are turning up the level of spiciness on our blog it was a gradual thing (because we don't want you to get scared away by our spiciness). Truth is we are a lot more spicy than we appear. That's right A LOT!




"The Wall Of Bleh"

The wall O'Bleh is the gross wall with bad scary things like.... OK it's not that bad it's just clothes people!!! Don't over react! I'm not going to hurt you. I don't bite...Most of the time. Oh well now back to the wall of Bleh! We are going to create this Wall O'Bleh with your help. This wall is strictly pictures YOU, the reader, sends into us. We pick the worst ugliest clothes you have ever seen and post it. After we get 5 we will rate them 1-5 with 1 being the WORST and 5 being BAD, but not as bad as the others. Another thing, you can send us the most BEAUTIFUL Clothes you have ever seen. Then like the other, every 5 we get we rate them and post them, this will be 1 as being SO BEAUTIFUL it hurts and 5 as Very PRETTY, but not as pretty as the others. So start searching and then email us at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com ! So Ready, Set, Go!

 Example: 

The UGLY

The Beautiful

Funny Wedding Cake Toppers

Hello, Readers! Here is some wedding cake toppers that are sure to make you laugh!

  

Ha

OK Yes we did....We googled our blog OK! So we found some sites that mention our blog we just want to say "Thank you!"

http://www.depressivesyndrome.com/chipotle-and-jalapeno-the-two-spicy-chicks/

http://brokencontrollers.com/chipotle-and-jalapeno-the-two-spicy-chicks-you-can-help-u-t5791298.php


The google page:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2GGLL_enUS352&q=%22chipotle+and+jalapeno%3A+the+two+spicy+chicks%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=



So now to our post for today!

My personal fave!

Cute!

Young Girly!

 What else do ya need!?!

It depend this you either Love or Hate. Can't tell... YOU TELL ME!

That's right leave your opinion as a comment!

Excelent!

Lights dim, thunder sounds in the distance and people scream!

Then you know here are the UGGGs of the batch!

I'm scared what about you?

Interesting colors for a wedding dress...

That's a prom dress? Your thinking what I'm thinking.....

Uhhhhhh....

Now the worst of the worst comes in......

"AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! It Burns!!!"

Holiday Stories

Ok, so you know how we asked YOU to send in cool or funny holiday stories to our email last week? Well, we got quite a few emails and it was hard to pick the best ones. But Chipotle and I thought alot about it, and here is our favorites:

 1. "I know this sounds cheesy, but here is how it went. On Christmas Eve of 1999, I was opening presents at my moms house. I was the only daughter that didn't have kids yet (I have 2 sisters, and I was the youngest). I was 23 years old at the time. I opened 3 presents: One from my parents, and the other two from my sisters. Anyway, I hadn't noticed the other tiny present under the tree. It was addressed to me, from my boyfriend, Samuel. I picked it up after looking at my boyfriend, and started to unwrap it. I lifted up the lid on the tiny box, and it was a ring. A ring. A very expensive ring. I looked at my boyfriend and he said "Will you marry me?" I said "Yes!" and he leaned in and gave me a kiss. We got married that upcoming summer.  This Christmas Eve was our 10 year anniversary and we have 2 kids and 1 on the way. I know, every girls dream, right?"
2. "On New Years Eve, my parents always throw a big party for my moms side of the family. 2 years ago when it was turning 2009, about 10:00 or so I threw up. I knew it wasn't just that I ate to much, I acually had the flu because I hadn't felt good the entire day. So I went to my bedroom and my mom came in and checked on me frequently. Family members came in too and would talk to me. In my room, I didn't have a TV or anything, so I couldn't watch the Ball drop, which was extremely depressing. So, when it was about ten till midnight, I asked my mom if i could go downstairs with everyone else and watch it, if I felt okay. My mom said sure. Well, when it was about two minutes till, I went downstairs with the rest of the family. About 30 seconds till, I started to feel as if I had to throw up. I thought "I can wait 30 seconds!". Of course, I wasn't thinking quite right since I was sick. But I really wanted to see it. Believe it or not, on the last second, I threw up. It sounds like I'm exaggerating, and I'm not. This really happened! After that, instead of cheering, my family slowly walked away from the TV. I was so embarrased. The scene kept playing through my mind and I started to cry. I ruined that night.
                      Now, 2 years later, I am still getting made fun of from that night. Not bullying, but just teasing from my family. I plan to get teased for many years to come."

With Love,
Chipotle and Jalapeno