It is the start of another great 6 months then it will have been a year!
In memoir of our first 6 months of blogging, here is our all time best posts:
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1. Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Customink.com
Have you ever wanted to design a shirt for an occasion, but didn't know where to start? Well, at Custom Ink you can design your own shirt- and put anything on it you want. You also get shipping and handling all free! How awesome is that!?! You could just copy-paste something from the World Wide Web and put it on a shirt and wear it. Its also good for church groups, reunions, gatherings and you could even design your own soccer ball jersey- even though no one in your family is in soccer. Maybe, if you were kind enough, you could make & buy a shirt that has "Chipotle and Jalapeno: the two spicy chicks" on it. Just kidding! But, we will be hosting a contest about making the best Chipotle and Jalapeno shirt. Just send us an email at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com and say your first name, age, and the link to your shirt on Custom Ink and the top 2 winner's shirts will be shown on this very blog. Deadline: Nov. 30th. http://www.customink.com/
2. Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Cheap Clothes!
Do you love shopping? I'm sure you do. If you're like me, you love a great deal. I know a girl who said every article of clothing she bought was on sale or clearance. Wow! Anyway, I've did my research on cheap-cute clothes and i would say this website is the best one- do you see that picture above? Believe it or not, its like $10.00. I know, right! And you get it from where? www.GoJane.com. It has a lot of good deals and cute clothes, which is just what every girl wants. I don't believe they have a real "store", though. I think its just an online thing, which may be a problem for girls that like to try on their clothes before they buy them. Thanks for reading!!!!
3. Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Insane, crazy, and just plain weird jobs!
Odor Tester
This one is pretty odd, but some chemists have to make sure that all of those deodorants and antiperspirants are operating properly to keep their users free of funk!
Fortune Cookie Writer
Yes, we've all wondered who the heck writes those fortunes in English! Finishing a take-out Chinese meal means you'll usually get those delightfully witty pieces of advice that people are so quick to read.
Professional Whistler
Believe it or not this man whistles tunes and does it for a living. Allegedly this gentleman is well versed in several different genres of music.
Braille Translator
Someone has to modify all sorts of texts and convert them to Braille for the blind. This can include novels, music, textbooks, and brochures. There is nothing wrong with making things more accessible for the blind and this one sounds like it's a quite useful job, but it does sound a little crazy.
Dog Food Tester
Watch out guys, this gal is going to have some great breath in store for you. Just like any other meals, dog food needs to be inspected too. I suppose they can't use dogs to test the food so this profession requires a taste testing of such a delicious cuisine.
Gum Buster
Have you ever sat in a park bench and had the misfortune of placing your hand in old gum? Well that's where these guys come in, removing gum that resides all over the place.
Crazy jobs, I know. Who would want to do any of that? Well, maybe some of them wouldn't be that bad. But a Gum Buster? How about a Dog Food Tester? You'd have to be extremely desprete for a job to take one of them.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this. I know I did! But I want to tell you that I didn't think of all of this stuff up on my own. I got it from http://www.jobprofiles.org/.
Do you have a weird profession? Know someone that does? If you have the time, write a quick comment about a job you have, or you think, is crazy. We love to hear from you guys!
Now, that was my (Jalapeno) favorite posts that I wrote. Now, here is Chipotle's:
1. 3/02/10
A Few Thoughts
Why yes I do think...I have a few thoughts well questions for our readers. First off I would like to ask if you like the new look and the different pages. Please let us know! Also if you have any suggestions on a look for our web site please let us know. Click on the contact page to get our email address or just post a comment. Thank You!
Any way moving on for today. Spring break is coming up! So tell us what you are doing. Staying at home going on vacation, etc. I personally am not ready for it because school seemed like it just started, but what ever. I am happy to have a break for a while. You know relax. That is what a break is for RIGHT? Yes! So just let us know what you are doing. My (Chipotle) Spring break consists of basically the same routine for normal life except I don't have to waste time doing school work. I am sad to say I don't like breaks, call me crazy, but it seems like I have toooo much time on my hands when I do have one, but I am SURE by summer break I will have changed my mind about that..... Tell us your thoughts about breaks school, etc. Also if only people had breaks at work, but it does not work like that we all know! That is what weekends are for. Unless you work on weekends....But you still probably have time for your self unless you are glued (shall I say handcuffed) to your desk like SOME people I know, but that is not the subject of the moment. My basic point is it is good to be busy, but also schedule some time in for your self. Also why I am saying these things is because we have not been posting lately because we have lives. BUT we do make time for you and bloging is our, shall I say, passion... Why so many DOT DOT DOTs because that is moment for thought on the subjects and to show I am thinking about it as well. So when you have the opportunity think about things and take time to be happy for what you have. Take time out of your day just to have time to hang with friends or family or just think. Like a girl like me might to is sit in a bubble bath and blast Taylor Swift music and cry...Well I don't cry every time I bathe. I laugh or sing or just sit there and let my skin burn off in the hot water... What do you do to UNWIND your tightness. Read? Laugh hysterically when no one is watching? Hmmmm???? What do you do. Now can tell I am in a talkative mood (sarcasm). Yes! OK So after reading this your all like "WHAT?" Well that after all I did say I was Spicy~!
With Love, Laughter, and a bit of Thought,
The two spicy girls Chipotle and Jalapeño
2. 11/16/09
The Journal My Friend Gave Me
A Short Story
I looked over to the phone and cried and cried because, well I'll get to that, but first lets start at the beginning. It was my first day of school and I felt confident, but I was afraid about everything. I walked around the halls and tried to get used to the new surrounding then I noticed there was no one I knew there. They were all supposed to go to this school, but no, they are all gone. I was scared and worried and impatient. I remember I forgot to take my medication and I popped a pill in my mouth. I began to see funny things around me and I started to sweat. I wandered around and then ran outside and puked. I ran home missing the rest of the school and I was worried so, instead of turning home where I was supposed to turn I just kept running and running. I knew something was wrong. I stopped on the side walk and screamed as loud as I could. I curled up in a ball and screamed and screamed. I can't tell you what happened next because I don't remember that well. All I know is that people swarmed me and I woke up in a white room with an IV in my arm. I looked down at it and I pulled it out and I became sleepy. I heard beeping and people yelling at me, but then I started convulsing and everything went black. I woke up again and took a deep breath and looked around. I was in a different room and there were more nurses. I could see my reflection in the TV that was turned off and I looked awful. My eyes were yellow and my skin was pail. My hair was damp from sweat. I felt weak and annoyed. I looked at the nurse and screamed at her. It was not a mad scream, but a painful scream. I cried and screamed at her she looked scared of me and her eyes welled up and she cried. I screamed at the top of my lungs and arched my back so my chest was towards the sealing. My face was red and my throat was sore from screaming, but I screamed for at least a minute straight. I started convulsing and I pulled at the bed. I looked at the nurse and pleated. “Help me!!!” I screamed and then blackness again. The next time I woke up I was in a straitjacket in the corner on a room that was white and soft. I laid on the soft floor and started to laugh insanely. Then I caught myself acting crazy and got an awful look on my face and screamed. I stayed there for what seemed like years, but then they said I could make my weekly phone call. I walked down the cold white halls and looked at all these people passing bye. They hissed at me or laughed or screamed. I was frightened and would hiss back or scream and try to bite them, but a big scary strong man was holding me back and I gave him and evil smile. The man was a brick and would not show emotion. They sat me down at a phone and I picked it up and dialed my mother and spoke to her saying I was fine and that I love her. She cried a lot. So did I. Then I took the big man's hand and he walked me back to my room. He told me his name, Gabriel. I smiled. “Like the angle?” I asked He laughed and took me back to my comfy room and put me back in my jacket and I fell asleep. I soon learned that he was my nurse and would help me get better. He gave me work sometimes like this journal. He told me to write my feelings down in it and to keep it close to me and write everything in it. That is what I am doing, but I am worried. I asked the lady nurse who gives me my medication where Gabriel is and she looked at me confused. “Who?” “My nurse.” I said. Then she said, “I have never heard of him. I have been here five years and I never heard of him. Besides, I'm your nurse.” “OK.” I said. I grabbed my journal and began to write so here I am now. I have not seen Gabriel in a long while. I am sad, but I know he misses me I miss him too. OK. I will write later. Bye-bye.
3. 12/28/09
Crazy
Hello readers. Welcome back to another crazy day. It might not seem so crazy all the time, but it is and will become even more so as the days go by. We are trying to complete our goal of having readers send in all their crazy stories and more. So will do us a quick favor and type us something and send it in to us at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com As you are aware of our blog is a baby and is still under construction in it's own way. We (Jalapeno and me) are still planing and deciding on what to make our blog officially. Maybe a blog like in the earlier days more fashion or tips like FB FarmTown or What to wear on Christmas. Or like what we are in favor of and are doing on our blog at the moment is complete randomness like this post. Yeah I think that is what we are going to be doing. Also the stories I write, tell us if you like them, tell us what you want to read about rather that what makes me look disturbed (I'm not I just like to write creepy stories). So if you have any tips just shoot us an email or type a comment. So lets get to our post for today! (well the fun part teehee)
So lets take a walk in the fictional world.
Going about town was dangerous alone. He new perfectly well he did not want to get hurt, or in trouble, and that is was the wrong thing to do, but he went any way. He was frightened. He saw several people that look harmful, but many that look kind. He thought to himself this is not bad I am fine although my mother think I am taking my nap, but she will never know I will be back after a while. I'm fine I am.....
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......But he was WRONG! He soon was regretting every moment of his outing......
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.......So he went back home, but who was there waiting made him shrink 5 times smaller then his, 4 year old, self. His mother was siting in her chair waiting. She new where he was. She took him and told him why not to go out alone and punished him......
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......But he soon got lost and wondered everywhere from here to there. He looked to the sky and to the ground , but no one was there to help. So he gathered himself up and ran like the wind and lucky enough he landed back home and with a hop, skip, and a leap he jumped in side his bed and started to cry. His mother thought he was taking his nap the whole time, but he snuck away. He confessed with all his heart to his mother and she did what was right.......
Tell us which ending you like best for the story 1,2, or 3 Email us or comment!
