Friday, December 18, 2009

Funny Facebook Status Messages

Do you want to say something funny, but don't know what to say in your status message box on Facebook? Here is some good examples you can use that will make people literally Roll On the Floor Laughing.

Tim is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Sara is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Katie Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Mike It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
Laura Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
Sally I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
Dave Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.
Mary believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

Haha! These make me laugh. If you have any more HILARIOUS status messages, please us and email at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com! We love to hear from our viewers!
                                              
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Chipotle and Jalapeno

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