Happy Halloween!

Twister Girl!                            

Wow...

Here is the stupidist funniest Halloween Costumes of all time..... Happy Halloween, and ENJOY!

VideoJug.com

I know alot of the people here can agree with me: do you learn things better when its visual? For example, do you understand a book better after you've seen the movie (excluding when the movie takes out parts. I'm not talking about that!)?
I will tell you a story of mine thats also a good example: last year in school, i had a social studies teacher that worked in the Drama Club at school. So he liked acting. Anyways, he usually loved to take us students to the front of the room and have us participate in the skits about what we were learning about. And the students that didn't have a role in the skit learned just as well as those who participated because you saw the scene right before their eyes. I remember one specifically: "The British is coming, the British is coming"(I was in that skit.) and me and the other people who were in the skit marched in a line and fell down because we were shot, and it was really cool, because you we having fun and learning at the same time.
I want to tell you about this website i found: videojug.com. Its slogan is "Get Good At Life." When you look on the internet for information, you usually read an article. But on this website, you watch it, not read it, which helps, like I said above,because you are watching it. It has about every video on there about anything, from doing make-up to choosing jobs, and also other not-so-valuable info, such as playing tricks on people and other crazy things. So you should check it out! Videojug.com !

Halloween!

Its that time of year- trick-or-treating, haunted forests, dressing up and having parties. What holiday? Halloween. Spookey! Since Halloween is in 4 days,I wanted to share some Halloween costumes I thought we sooo cute for little kids. Look at these!

Blue Eyes Forest

“Somewhere near the forest I saw her” I said to Linda my neighbor. “She had long blond hair and the bluest eyes I have ever seen in my life Mrs. Linda. I saw her, I did.” Mrs. Linda shook her head no. “I don't believe you. I can't stand it when you story like this!” She said sternly making sure not to break eye contact. “But I'm not storyin'. I saw her clear as day and you better believe me becau-” “Now why, why should I believe you? Huh? Because you saw her with your own two eyes that's why?” “Well” I said “yes. That's why.” ”Oh you!” Mrs. Linda walked off to leave me alone in her living room. I look at the ground trying to remember the best I could of the girl. She was about 13 I suppose. She had long blond hair like I said and she was very pail almost dead lookin'. She was very thin and not very tall. I wondered where she was from and why she chose to come around these parts of the town or even this town. I sniffed and looked off at Mrs. Linda cryin' to herself sayin' ”Lord, Why? Why her?” I was shocked she was so hurt from this. All I saw was a girl running through the forest in a little blue dress. What was so wrong with that? I did not care any more I was just scared silly by the way she was passing back and forth through the hall way sayin' weird stuff other than just prayin'. I looked again and she was gone then appeared in my vision, but right in front of me this time staring me in the eye. She glared at me with a tight lip and said “Now, if you are tellin' the truth tell me exactly where you saw her.” She saidthe word “exactly” very strongly. “Well I was out and about near the stream and I heard runnin' and was very scared. Then I saw a girl about 13 in a little blue dress. She had blond hair and the bluest eyes you have ever seen and she have very pail skin almost dead.” Mrs. Linda took a seat next to me a big chair. “So what were you doin' out in the forest last night?” “Nothin' just was there.” “Fine don't tell me, but it could be very critical to the story.” “Well fine. Just say I was picken' berries or fetchen' water or somethin'. Anyway I saw her! I'll show you, but only if you want me to.” Mrs. Linda relaxed as if she was starting to believe me and then agreed to go where I saw her. Walking through the forest Mrs. Linda was shaking in fear. I asked why she was so scared. She stopped and looked at me and said “Why aren't you afraid? There are wild animals and God knows what else. I would not be surprised if we did not get eaten right here by some...animal!” she let out a little scream and walked on. I stopped. “Well this is the place.” I smiled and looked at her. She looked at me like I was as stupid as a board. “Mrs. Linda I beg you. This is the place!” “Well alright then.” She looked out at the treeless patch in the forest. No one knows what happened to make it that way, but people supposedly think that it is haunted, but in order to be an official teenager you must spend the night in the dead center of the bare patch. The older people of the town thought his ritual was stupid and dangerous. That is why I could not tell Mrs. Linda. Mrs. Linda is not quite old enough to be one of the haters of this ritual, but her fear of the forest is so bad she forbids everyone, even people she does not know, from coming here. She just stared at me. I stared at her. “Well say somethin'!” Mrs. Linda blasted out. “Why don't you, but there. I said somethin'. So do you believe me or not?” She scoffed at my question. “Well what do you think May? Am I alright with you comin' out here like this at night? Well no!” “Well OK. So movin' on. I saw her here.” We heard sticks cracking behind us now that we were quiet. Mrs. Linda shrieked. “Shhhh!!” I said as I walked towards the noise. “You're crazy, May! Come away from there this instant. I order you!” I just ignored her. I walked closer and through out my hand as Mrs. Linda screamed sure something had got me, and I pulled out a girl with blue eyes and blond hair and pail skin, just like the girl I saw last night. The girl beamed at me. She tried to run away, but I was taller and heavier than she even though I was not fat she was just so small and helpless. “I saw you last night and you have been makin' us restless. I don't know why, but Mrs. Linda there has been a mess since I told her about you.” Mrs. Linda interrupted me. “No use she don't speak English. I guess I should tell you. Her name is Natalie. She is from somewhere else. I don't know where though.” I loosened my grip on the girl and she tried to get away again, but she was still to weak. I pulled at my dress trying to look all tough, but there was no use just like talkin' to her. She did not understand a bit of it. We brought her back to Mrs. Linda's house where we would learn more about that girl and her importance in our little town than anyone would ever imagine

Hair?

Hair that will scare. Continue if you dare.... (hih-hih it rhymed...I know corny)







WOW!



I think she needs to be in one if them "special jackets"....



Hih! How...er...festive!



We just through this one in because it's cute!


With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

What Our Names Mean

"What DO our names mean?"

I am sure you all know what Chipotle and Jalepeno mean. If you didn't, you would learn when you saw our name, and you'd realize our name are spices. But just for the heck of it, i looked up the official definition of our names.

Jalepeno: hot green or red pepper of Southwestern U.S. and Mexico.


Chipotle: a ripe jalepeno pepper that has been dried and smoked for use in cooking.

COOL, HUH?

With Love and Spice,
Chipotle and Jalepeno

27 dresses: email your pix. to us

Like I said in the post below this one you (the reader) sends in pictures of the best and the worst dresses. Then we pick out 27 beautiful dresses and 27 disturbing dresses. So to send us your pictures email us at...


chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com


With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

27 Dresses From Readers

So welcome back to another day of our blog. Our "baby" blog is taking it's first steps still and we nead your help. So in honor of the movie 27 Dresses we want you (the readers) to send us pictures the most awful dresses ever and the most beautiful dresses. Then we will pick out 27 of the ugliest and 27 of the prettiest dresses and post them right here on our blog. So to kick off our event we want to show you some UGLY garments to get you inspired to go and search for pictures. So have fun kids and play safe!

Cheap Clothes!

Do you love shopping? I'm sure you do. If you're like me, you love a great deal. I know a girl who said every article of clothing she bought was on sale or clearence. Wow! Anyway, i've did my reseach on cheap-cute clothes and i would say this website is the best one- do you see that picture above? Believe it or not, its like $10.00. I know, right! And you get it from where? www.GoJane.com . It has alot of good deals and cute clothes, which is just what every girl wants. I don't believe they have a real "store", though. I think its just an online thing, which may be a problem for girls that like to try on their clothes before they buy them. Thanks for reading!!!!

Wedding Dress Special!

Hello readers today is a very special day.  Why you ask?  Well, read the title again.  We will be viewing the ugliest and most disturbing wedding dresses you have ever seen.  So prepare yourselves for exstensive eye bleeding and stomach pains.  Continue if you dare.......

"So you want me fannypack, aye?"

"Where are my legs?"

"Don't be jelous that I have a "special" Jacket and you don't!"

"My belly's cold."

"It's the hard nock life for us!"

"Party in the USA!"

"OOOOHHH Yea--h "

"Don't you like my pearls? They were a gift from my mother.

People say I look just like her! Hehe"

"Is this dress suposed to burn when I wear it?"

"It was so easy all I did was add some leangth to my

old prom dress party dress and added some white fabric! No one could ever tell!"

"Fire! Help!"

Another day!

We have some fun for you...

Good Idea. Bad colors!

Is that a prom dress or a wedding dress???

No 80's please!

Wow! Lazyness has gotten to a whole new level!

Wow...

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

Hey Welcome back!

Hey! Are you ready for another day of laughs? Good first of I want to point out, if you did not notice, that we do not post on the weekend. That is because well, it's the weekend! Anyway we have some funny stuff today...

"It's looking at me... and crying?"

"Dude, your turn signal had been on for the last three blocks!"

"Just smile and slowly walk away..."

:)

"Yum? Uh... Hihih?"

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

Welcome To Our Blog

Hi and Welcome to the grand opening of our new blog, " Chipotle and Jalapeno: The Two Spicy Chicks." This is a Spicy Blog for Spicy Personalities. We are exited to start our new blog and to entertain our readers with fashion talk and a bit of everything else. In case you were wondering Chipotle and Jalapeno are our names (not real names). Those nicknames came into being because of our sassy, spicy personalities. We will not only be posting about fashion, but will post about crafts and stories and everything else (because we could not decide on only one thing to do HEEHEE). So to get started we are going to ask you if you have any ideas or suggestions on the look of our blog or anything else. So we are very grateful for any comments you might have. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!

Sick Weirdness #1

The not so adorable Mother and Baby Snuggie...

It speaks for it's self.

"What's that growing out of your chest!!! Oh, that's your baby?"

Sick Weirdness #2

"Something is eating her head!"

Sick Weirdness #3

"Do I look fat in this? Or do I look pregnant?"

Hope You enjoyed a quick sample of the upcoming laughter and giggles in later posts. We will be posting more soon. Have a wonderful day!

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno