Happy New Year!

I think the new year is fun. How about you? 1. You get to splurge on your diet. 2. You have lots of fun playing games with everyone. 3. Counting down to the new year is always suspenseful and you inhale your last breath of the year and live the last few seconds. It almost feels...magical. Neh I won't get all girly and sappy on ya.


 I am scared for this year in particular because from now on I am going to have to put a 1 in front of everything instead of a 0. I know it is a stupid fear. I agree it's just something different especially when you are AOCD (Anal Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) (This is a made up disease. And I am not OCD well not very bad. OK a little I admit it, but who isn't!). I will adjust to it....eventually. Hey in the later years we will be looking back and making fun of ourselves because we were all scared because we have to put a 1 in front of everything....well at least I will. (you can make fun me I don't care)  If any of you readers are AOCD, like me, post a comment saying "I am AOCD!" OK have fun and have a Happy New Year!

Crazy

Hello readers. Welcome back to another crazy day. It might not seem so crazy all the time, but it is and will become even more so as the days go by. We are trying to complete our goal of having readers send in all their crazy stories and more. So will do us a quick favor and type us something and send it in to us at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com As you are aware of our blog is a baby and is still under construction in it's own way. We (Jalapeno and me) are still planing and desiding on what to make our blog officially. Maybe a blog like in the earlier days more fashion or tips like FB FarmTown or What to wear on Christmas. Or like what we are in favor of and are doing on our blog at the moment is complete randomness like this post. Yeah I think that is what we are going to be doing. Also the stories I write, tell us if you like them, tell us what you want to read about rather that what makes me look disturbed (I'm not I just like to write creepy stories). So if you have any tips just shoot us an email or type a comment. So lets get to our post for today! (well the fun part teehee)



    So lets take a walk in the fictional world.



Going about town was dangerous alone. He new perfectly well he did not want to get hurt, or in trouble, and that is was the wrong thing to do, but he went any way. He was frightened. He saw several people that look harmful, but many that look kind. He thought to himself this is not bad I am fine although my mother think I am taking my nap, but she will never know I will be back after a while. I'm fine I am.....



1

......But he was WRONG! He soon was regretting every moment of his outing......



2

.......So he went back home, but who was there waiting made him shrink 5 times smaller then his, 4 year old, self. His mother was siting in her chair waiting. She new where he was. She took him and told him why not to go out alone and punished him......



3

 ......But he soon got lost and wondered everywhere from here to there. He looked to the sky and to the ground , but no one was there to help. So he gathered himself up and ran like the wind and lucky enough he landed back home and with a hop, skip, and a leap he jumped in side his bed and started to cry. His mother thought he was taking his nap the whole time, but he snuck away. He confessed with all his heart to his mother and she did what was right.......

    

Tell us which ending you like best for the story 1,2, or 3 Email us or comment!

Christmas Stories

Ok, we all know Christmas is about over. Tommorow is Christmas Eve! So, starting today, you can send us an email telling us one of your favorite Christmas/New Years memories. But, unlike most contests (This really isn't a contest, i just don't know what you'd call this kind of thing!), this one has a rule:

1. No sad stories. You must send stories in stories that are happy, scary (But then everything else gets better in the end), or funny. No one wants to hear a depressing story!

When the deadline ends (Jan. 1st. Sorry for the rush. The holidays are almost over!), we will post up the top 5 stories. ChipotleandJalapeno@gmail.com

With Love and spice,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

YOU can help us!

Ok, Chipotle and Jalapeno need your help! We want our blog to become more popular. You guys- thanks so much- for tuning into our blog every week. Bless you so much! We are only here because of you. Just think: whats the point of a blog if no one is going to read it? Thats why YOU mean so much to us.
Anyway, we want to get more viewers. If you have any ideas, please comment on this post, OR send us an email to the address written in the upper right hand corner.
Thank You!
Chipotle and Jalapeno

Funny Facebook Status Messages

Do you want to say something funny, but don't know what to say in your status message box on Facebook? Here is some good examples you can use that will make people literally Roll On the Floor Laughing.

Tim is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Sara is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Katie Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Mike It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
Laura Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
Sally I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
Dave Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.
Mary believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.

Haha! These make me laugh. If you have any more HILARIOUS status messages, please us and email at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com! We love to hear from our viewers!
                                              

With Love and Spice,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty?

The question "Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty" has been passed down from generation to generation and that splits the world into 2 parts: Pessimists and Optimistics. Here is the definition of a Pessimist from WiseGEEK.com : "A pessimist is a person who nutures a consistently negative attitude, expecting the worst of people and situations....... He or she typically belives that the world in which we live is the worst possible of all worlds and is growing bleaker all the time." On the other hand, from thefreedictionary.com, is says that optimistic means "expecting the best is this best of all possible worlds... is positive, hopeful."
So, if you see the glass being half full, you are an optimistic person. If you see the glass half empty, you are a pessimist.
*This is just and old saying. Its not always true!*
With Love,
Chipotle and Jalapeno

Good and Bad

Ahhh! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!

The hoodie is OK, but the model looks......

The hunch back of Adidas

<---This is the good one

In Today's post i am going to tell you more about what you should wear this Christmas. This is basically a part 3 for What to Wear This Christmas, but i knew that it would get a little confusing saying numbers all the time. ANYWAY, I am going to rate this woman's dress.

I give this dress a 10. Why? Well first of all, this definately is a great Christmas dress. Well, I shouldn't call it a dress, because it really isn't one. Its not long enough to be a dress, but its not short enough to be called a shirt. I'm not sure what these are called, or even if there is a name for them. Anyway, these dresses/shirts are great for winter time because they look great with dress pants, or leggings. Either one will do. The three quater sleeves also give it a promising touch; the knit top looks great too.

As you might have noticed, I didn't mention any negetive things about this outfit. Its perfect for the winter months, and not just Christmas. I would totally recommend buying an outfit like this and wear it.

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

What to wear this Christmas- Part 2

As you all know, Christmas is 14 days away. And in these 14 days, there will be Christmas reunions, gatherings, parties, and much much more. This post will tell you what to wear.

Look at the model. What would We rate this woman's dress? Probably an 8.0. Why? First off, she is definately wearing 1 Christmas color, which is a plus. Usually red is a better Christmas color to wear than green. Think about it- would she look as good if her top was green? Probably not. Another Plus: Her skirt goes up to her mid-stomach. This works great with woman that have a belly bulge. The bad thing? This dress is supposed to be worn in Winter. Not Summer! This woman would freeze to death! And always, always remember this rule: Comfort comes before Style.  Lets say you wore an outfit to a dance in Summer that covered your entire body. You'd be so sweaty! You would have to take a break between each song to go to the woman's restroom to deodorize your self so you wouldn't smell. That would be horribe.

With Love,

 Chipotle and Jalapeno

Cute Kids!

Aren't these little Christmas Dresses just the cutest? They are all the same size except for the second one, which is baby size. But seriously- look! They are awesome! The Spicy Crew have been getting alot of emails lately about what to wear for Christmas for them, and their children. So, this will be part 1 of what to wear.

From my looking around, i have found that these dresses are by far the best ones. If you have anymore dresses you would like Us to rate,  send us a picture at chipotleandjalapeno@gmail.com we will write a post and rate the dresses. Stay tuned for part 2 for woman!

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno     

Kerusso

Kerusso.com is a website that sells t-shirts and other items saying Christian quotes and copying things that are in our day to day life. Thats not a very good explanation, but look at these shirts and you'll see what i mean:

Aren't the shirts cool? I even have some of my own. Sorry that all of the shirts are scattered around! I'm not that good at doing that. Oh, and go to kerusso.com to see a better close up of the pictures.

With love and spice,

Chipotle and Jalapeno

Where's George?

  "Where's George?" is a website where you can find out where your money has been. How? You enter the little bunch of numbers on your dollar into the box. You also must put in how much your dollar is ($5,$10). You can also put how you got the dollar, where and why, so when the next person that gets the dollar can type in the imformation to see where its been. Its cool! Most likely you'll be the first person to enter a dollar simply for the reason that "Where's George?" isn't quite popular yet. To make it more fun, tell your friends and family about this amazing site. That way this website will get more and more popular, and you will see when you type in a random dollar where it has been. Try it- you'll like it.

With love,
Chipotle and Jalapeno

Here is the Top Two Winners for the "Design the best Chipotle and Jalapeno shirt" on Customink.com.

"Check out what I designed at CustomInk.com."

"I just love your blog and want to support it so I made this t-shirt for the contest! Thank you for your laughs. After I was Diagnosed with Chronic Depression Syndrome (CDS) nothing made me feel good. Now that I have read your blog I am happy again! Thank you once again! --Janet, Age 27."

"This is my shirt on that I made on Custom Ink. I really thought the black shirt went good with the red words and gave it a spicy touch. Your blog makes me laugh like crazy. It also gives good advice. I look forward to your blog posts. Can I make a suggestion? Start posting EVERY day!- Olivia, Age 19"

Dear Janet,

Thanks for the compliments! You guys mean so much to us. I'm glad you "healed" from your CDS. It really helps us alot and encourages to us to post more. Oh, your t-shirt 1st place. Good Job!

 Chipotle and Jalapeno

Dear Olivia,

Thanks for your compliments! And your design is great! The black shirt with the red words DOES give it a spicy touch! You get 2nd place! Oh yeah, we try to post as much as we can- it just depends what were doing. Also, look forward to more good posts in the future! Good job on your t-shirt!

 Chipotle and Jalapeno

Skirts You'll Hate!

I think this one speaks for its self.

 Layers of mess and colors and patterns that DON'T go together.

These are supposed to be wedding dress skirts!

 Wow on my special day I would not be wanting to wear that!

What the.........

Zombies!!!! Run for your life!

I don't know about you, but this is a hole new level of ugly! Who would wear that?

Who would think about wearing that!?!

Oh well.

With Love,

Chipotle and Jalapeno!